It looks like this is going to be mostly about cats and Buffy the Vampire Slayer and David Bowie. That's what's in my brain, anyway.

kingcheddarxvii:

IT’S CANON, I’M FINALLY IN A CARTOON

tastefullyoffensive:

I am Gruet. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

I am Gruet. [via]

mediocre-latinist:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

funoftheday:

Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

this is kind of genius

#that looks really pretty but one problem: grape jolly ranchers are fucking disgusting
You don’t have to use the grape ones, you could use any flavor and just add food coloring like the watermelon or apple flavors are pretty light and wouldn’t mess up the color

mediocre-latinist:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

funoftheday:

Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

this is kind of genius

You don’t have to use the grape ones, you could use any flavor and just add food coloring like the watermelon or apple flavors are pretty light and wouldn’t mess up the color

(Source: storyofaship)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

tigersdrinktea:

“Blow minds, not dudes” 

Actually you can do both! What a concept! That women can be intelligent as well as sexually active! And we don’t live in the goddamn 18th century and women don’t have to be pure little virgin housewives if they don’t want to! Oh my gosh!

Wait you mean I can have sex AND be intelligent no what that can’t be true can it? O.O

frenchfrycoolguy:

this is it. i cant top this. i cant laugh any harder than i am laughing right now. life from this point can only go downhill. good

frenchfrycoolguy:

this is it. i cant top this. i cant laugh any harder than i am laughing right now. life from this point can only go downhill. good

sassy-spoon:

clpdee:

clpdee:

clpdee:

just watched concrete try and fail to fit into this napkin holder for the past five minutes, now he’s just been standing with his front paws in it looking mad and tired

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are you kidding

you named your fucking cat concrete

(Source: 3bay)

beppski:

To dine with Duke Humphrey

beppski:

To dine with Duke Humphrey